Pardon? What’s that you say? Sorry, we can’t hear you! There seems to be some kind of party going on inside this juice, and they’re playing that Bob Marley ‘Jamming’ song on loop. (Although, strictly speaking of course, ‘we’re juicing’.) You see, we’ve squeezed 6 different kinds of fruit inside, and they seem to be getting on rather deliciously. So don’t be alarmed. Yes, the yellow fruits have brought along Beta-Carotene and Anti-oxidants. And, admittedly, the red-coloured ones have a stash of Lycopene. And, OK, we know all about the Strawberries dealing in Phenolic Acid. But this is all good stuff. Nothing illicit going on here. After all, at Sir Fruit, we believe in letting only the very best fruit in the door. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to have a word with the DJ. Maybe he can put on something by Mango Groove. Here’s to the fruit!
Made with up to six good fruits
May inspire you to learn exotic languages
Warning: may also teleport you to undetermined beaches